Fortune Cookie Fortunes

I like collecting the fortunes I get from fortune cookies. However, they're cluttering up my desk, so I figured I'd jot them down here and then toss the hard copies.

For those that don't know, you can add the phrase "in bed" to the end of just about any fortune and it'll still work. :)

• The current year will bring you much happiness.
• You are always entertaining and delightful.
• You will conquer obstacles to achieve success.
• You are the master of every situation.
• Be cautious in your financial dealings.
• It is not your character to give up.
• Executive ability is prominent in your makeup.
• Your troubles will cease and fortune smile upon you.
• From your garden of dreams, many things will blossom.
• You will find good fortune in love.
• You are soon going to change your present line of work.
• Accept the next proposition you receive.
• Friends long absent are coming back to you.
• You will be fortunate in everything you put your hands to.
• Be alert for new opportunities - pleasure or business.
• Your original ideas will get you well-deserved recognition.
• You will be successful through innovation and determination.
• Be careful, you are easily tempted.
• Look around; happiness is trying to catch you.